Exchange of the Day
Posted in Work » Day Job on November 6, 2008 at 10:56 AM
BISHOP: You know what I’m going to eat today? The same thing I had
yesterday, it was that good.
EAGLE: What did you have yesterday?
BISHOP: A Thanksgiving sandwich.
EAGLE: Where do they have Thanksgiving sandwiches?
JONES: Aw, he said that so wistfully!
BISHOP: Cosi! It’s got stuffing and cranberries and—
EAGLE: I had a Thanksgiving sandwich once and I thought, ‘Why aren’t all
sandwiches Thanksgiving sandwiches?’
BISHOP: I know! I said, why are these only for a limited time? I guess
because Cranberries are only available in November. Even in the grocery
store, the rest of the year, they’re like ‘nope!’
EAGLE: Except in raisin-flavoring form.
JONES: Yeah, but those are gross. Nobody actually likes them. They just
think they’re healthy and good.
NINA: What is? Cranberry sauce?
JONES: No, Craisins. See! Look at that face.
NINA: They’re good in trail mix.
JONES: I guess so.
BISHOP: Yeah, but you could put thumbtacks in trail mix and it’d probably taste great.
JONES: I hate trail mix.
BISHOP: But what do you eat on the trail?
JONES: I don’t know: hot dogs?
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As transcribed by Nate Eagle.
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